The response from a previous blog requesting you to e-mail me with some more "You might be a Muleburger if....." draw several responses and they were all good, too. Here we go....here's some more "You Might Be A Muleburger If......"
1. If you're always saying, "I'll buy that car when my settlement comes in"
2. You owe more on your truck than you do on your home
3. If you know the story about the stock boy at IGA and thumbtacks with a hammer.
4. Have heard the story of Archibald S Hobroken??? 500 times (Hugo's note: If you haven't heard this joke, I'll tell it to you in person sometime)
John Mark Pendley, Greenville
You have a nickname such as "BoneHead", "Dogears" or "Horto".
If your nickname is "Lefty" and you are a girl.
When some big event happened The Fire Siren, The Whistle at the Round House, all the Church Bells and the whistle at the cleaners down on Reservoir street all sounded at the same time.
If your nickname is "Lefty" and you are a girl.
When some big event happened The Fire Siren, The Whistle at the Round House, all the Church Bells and the whistle at the cleaners down on Reservoir street all sounded at the same time.
- Shelton & Martha Bowen
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You could fit more than 4 people in the trunk of your car when going to the Twilite Drive-In.You could get banned from Miller’s Drug store by simply bringing an angry possum through by its the tail to "impress the girls".
You could take your drivers test and not know some traffic lights had three colors.
You think two working headlights on a car is a luxury.
Everyone’s political party seems to start with the letter "D".
You think having fried squirrel for dinner is not unusual.
You were always sure the Central City parade was larger than Macy’s.
You ever went swimming in the bright blue mineral waters of a strip mine pit where even pond algae wouldn't grow.
The top attraction of the local fair was the "Wild Man" eating a live chicken.
You were dumb enough to call Mr. Cather "warden" within swinging distance of his arm.
A funnel and a 2 gallon can of oil in your trunk was as important as gas.
You still feel an obligation to honk your horn under the 2nd street viaduct.
You thought the "no minors" warning on a cigarette machine had something to do with your occupation.
You didn’t know whether a snipe was a bird or a furry animal before you went on the hunt – and still don’t.
- Joe Osteen
You use all your gas driving past the Grill, around the Dairy Maid and down through town and you must stop at the
gas station across from the Dairy Maid and ask for a "quarter's" worth of gas just to get home.
(That poor attendant must have hated me). - Cindy Schmidt Recio
You've ever driven under the second street viaduct on the sidewalk
You ever walked out the old brownie switch to fish in the lake
You've ever eaten stew at Cora Slaughters Triangle cafe
Played Fox and Hounds on lower broad late at night
Slipped into the State theatre on a Saturday afternoon through the alley door when left unguarded
Had a Bar-B-Que sandwich at Clyde Tyson's on U.S. 62
Had Steamboat Taylor shine your shoes at the LuRay
Watched the Golden Tide play basketball from the balcony in the old gym.
Remember the Christmas decorations on Broad Street in the 1950's.
Ever hung out in front of the D&W Cafe.
Remember a certain individual driving his model a Ford car through town. The car had no hood,
body, fenders and his seat was a cane bottom chair.
Your favorite parking place was at the Bluff on Green River.
If you ever had gotten a speeding ticket from Darryl Curry.
Stood across from Dan Carrolls to hitch-hike to South Carrolton.
Had a burger at the Chat & Chew.
Played basketball at the old grade school gym.
Rode a snow sled down Reynolds street hill.
- George (Skip) Osteen
I couldn't pass this up..... How about these? ....
Your first school field trip was to either the Central City or Greenville Fire Department.
You got to stand in the bucket of the "world's largest coal shovel."
Your first shopping trip was to the old "Apple House Market!"
You bought a .10 ice cream cone from the Burger Whip.
You purchased a bike inner tube from Wallace's Hardware.
You remember the saying, "If Cohen's doesn't have it, you don't need it!"
-David Higgs, Central City
- You painted your car with a roller and put white poke-a-dots on it with a sponge.
- You used M-80's to catch fish
- Your favorite parking spot was "Slaughterhouse Road" - how romantic. For those of you that don't know, it was off of Stringtown Road, just after you cross over the WK Parkway.
- You drove your car with a 5 gal. can and a garden hose for the gas tank while Anderson's Radiator Shop repaired the real one.
- You were one of those "two per center's" Mr. Gish was always referring to.
- You would take your date home early so you could go to Bell Bottoms and drag race.
- You lost your Bass Weijuns running thru muddy fields at Bell Bottoms when the cops showed up to break up the drag races.
- You would take all the chairs out of your history teachers room during lunch and stack them in the shape of a pyramid outside the classroom door at CCHS.
- You put limberger cheese on the radiators at CCHS in hopes they would have to cancel classes.
- You bought you school lunch from Randy the Candy Man.
- Your favorite pass time was seeing who could hit the most road signs with beer bottles.
- You would crawl under the fence to get into the county fair for free at the old fairgrounds.
- Someone ask you to take them to the largest cave in the US and you take them to Lovell's Cave or they want to see Natural Bridge and youtake them to Apex or they want to go see that mountain with the famous faces carved in it and you take them to Pilot Rock.
- You truly believe that the sun rises on the Green and sets on the Pond.
-Joe Clark, Georgetown
- You truly believe that the sun rises on the Green and sets on the Pond.
-Joe Clark, Georgetown
- You found yourself in a fight after a Central City,Bremen basketball game.
- You ever skinny dipped at the highwall
-Troy Woods, Central City
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